yea ross, forget the girlfriend thing, just get a wife and kids - Andy
why? - Ross
saves you the trouble - Andy
the trouble of what? having fun? - Ross
yes! - Andy

"that's great Ross, congradulations, you can't get a job when the economy is booming but now that we're in a recession, you get a job with the state" - Jacob

"I'll help you with that shirt" - Ross

"They asked me when I was in line at the polls, it went like this:" - Kylok
"who are you voting for?"
"I'm voting for the black man" - Kylok
"He has a name, you know"
"Yea, I know, I'm voting for the black man" - Kylok

"Stacy, your like a static IP address, you never change" - Trung

"I can fix anything with this!" - Trung
"Well, you have the tools to do so" - Kyle

"mickeys is condusive to deep thought." - Kyle

"lol, clouds equals good omen :-)" - Ross
*three hours later*
"Yeah, and then my chain came off in the middle of a crossing of an offramp...uphill." - Ross

"I quit smoking today and tomorrow I start drinking beer...every day of my life!" - Hanh Ly
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Andy, am I Bruce Lee yet? - Dave, while waving his arms around rapidly.

do you have a wife? - Terry
No - Ross
Do you have a girlfriend? - Terry
no - Ross
That's a looong lonely vacation my friend - Terry

that's a single man's sunburn! - Jacob

put down the book and open up your heart - Jacob

"This is a Ross vacation, I'm going away from work...to work" - ME

"pics or you didn't go there" - Sou

Didn't your mom ever teach you to play nice - Me
my mom taught me: fuck the whiteboys - Sou
your mom taught you that? - Me
yea - sou
...that's disgusting! - Ross

II       0akPARK (01:51:06): your away messages are retarded
II       0akPARK (01:51:27): you should say something like "dont talk to me fucking bitch!"

Hows the flow line? - Ross
Nightmare! My hands hurt like hell from doing nothing but bezzels. And when I sleep, I see LCDs attacking me in my dreams - Han Ly

fuckin a, Sou is like a little kid. Is this the first flashlight you've ever owned in your life? - Ruby

I give it six months - Ross
You gonna hijack the plane? - Sou

There's always room for improvement - Ross

"If you don't think something's wrong with kyle, something's wrong with you.  That boy needs help." - John

I learned most of the things in life though kris, good or bad - jacob
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"Leena, you have to come sit by me" - Andy
"No, your stations too small. I like them big." - Leena
*Andy starts laughing*
"Damn it Andy, stop thinking dirty!" - Leena

"You should have bought a Ferrari!" - Jacob, yelling to some guy getting out of a lamborghini

"Some people just like to be bitches" - Ross

"Life isn't about what happens" - Ross
*interupting me* "It's about what Ross keeps from happening" - Kyle

"Yea, I don't think I would have sex with you if you were a woman" - Ross
"We've almost had sex before" - Jacob
"Actually...yea, we HAVE almost had sex, I WOULD fuck you" - Ross

"All my info on the group is wrong because I get it from Kyle" - Jacob
"I tell you ALL you need to know" - Kyle

"and then alex comes along: I've never been to red lobster
I've never been to winco before
I've never been to SACRAMENTO BEFORE!!!" - Ross on alex

"Yea, that was nice, lots of eye candy" - Ross on the mall
"That wasn't eye candy, that was eye sugar" - Andy
"What are you talking about?" - Ross
"They were too young to become candy, so they are eye sugar." - Andy

"See, I'm more of a bitch than either of you" - Kyle, to Jacob and I

"More playing, less talking" - me

"I just have higher aspirations..." - Kyle
"Than women?" - Ross
"Well, yeah." - Kyle
"That is the gayest thing i've ever heard you say." - Ross

"My parents must have thought you were hoodlems." - alex
"Well, I'm wearing my fatal fury hat and ross always looks black." - Kyle

"*sigh* time to go home and ignore Xee while I play wow." - Brian

"This is why I like him, more than you." - Ross

"You have to find a fist weapon." - Ross
"Are you going to fist them to death?" - Andy

this is super important. i changed the port on the ftp server. and as the person that uses it the most i felt i should tell you. check my profile for more details - Tim, over AIM, while his profile is unavailible

"They caught him in this trailer, it's a real trailer, but it's got fiber optic camera's and microphones." - Jacob
"Sounds like they have a theft problem." - Daa (fairdove)
"Sounds like they have a mika-doo problem." - Ross

"Wait, no, by those standards, I have had phone sex with Kyle" - Ross, after hearing Andy's definition of phone sex

"You have the club, don't you?" - Ross
"Yea." - Jacob
"So you used it right?" - Ross
"No." - Jacob
"Why not? you should use the club." - Ross
"I don't use protection." - Jacob

"We should take him out sometime. That way he knows he's only a fourty of OE away from getting the living shit beat out of him." - Jacob

"This is importaint, the quotes are BACK!!!" - Me

"Sorry, I work at fed-ex" - Kyle
"Work-ED at fed-ex" - me
"and I hurt them when I left" - Kyle

"Well she didn't hit me very hard" - Kyle
"she's a woman kyle, she can't, actually" - me

"Well I know most people on the east coast are alcholics. They have to deal with the pain and suffering of living on the east coast." - Ross

"Damn Kyle, why don't you machine yourself a victory there." - Jacob, on SNK

"Yea, I listened to that Eurobeat CD you gave me. There's actually a couple of good songs on there." - Jacob
"oh, you only listened to the first two songs?" - Ross

"I can do with one finger what you can't do with two hands" - Me, to jacob, on training day
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"You see, the numbers goes like this: I get three on monday, then I get six on tuesday, then I get nine on wednesday, then I call in on thursday and then I go back in on friday and get three again." - Luong, on the job.

"I'm probably the only friend you have that's going to be less gay with a girlfriend." - Kyle

"Women have a higher threashold for pain." - Kyle
"They better." *clenches fist* - Ross

"You want to see some porn? let me borrow your car." - John Yang

"Why the hell are you working on unarmed?" - kyle
"cause I hit for TEN!" - Ross

"Fish for life, it's what feeds you" - Victor

"Man, look at those muscles, your looking very manly Trung" - adam
"Could you say anyhting gayer?!" - Trung

"I don't think we should be exposing Kyle to these kinds of people" - Jacob to me in a very parental way

"It don't matter if your green or white" - John Yang

"I had to rent a 100 dollar tuxedo for the wedding, so I'm going to try to get 100 dollars worth of food there" - Smith, on going to a wedding

I should read this, this will be a turnoff: "about me:" - Ross

Bane of Rossko: I think it's going to take josh getting one to tip it over for him
Bane of Rossko: which sucks, cause how do you get a dead guy to buy a ds?

entenabaka : i'm just tired of the gimmicks... everyone says innovation innovation innovation... fuck innovation, stop screwing with what i enjoy

"See?! I just GOT the book and I'm already getting smarter!" - Ross

"Have you seen fushuigui yuugi?" - Ross
"Nope, I don't need to see it to know I don't like it, just like gay marriage" - Kyle

"so I have to straddle my computer, and I can feel the heat coming out of it." - Kyle

"This music, only a car can keep up with." - Trung, on Eurobeat

"Reeling them in is the hard part." - Kyle, on life.

"I hear certain words or phrases that we say in a joking manner, and I start to laugh, when the person is talking about serious things." - kyle

"There is just too much pussy going on, I'm too tired for all of this." - Dennis

elfuichon : man its been snowing non stop for the past week here 
elfuichon : ><
elfuichon : i guess winter is finally here
Bane of Rossko : wow, really? I'm still wearing shorts here
elfuichon : i hate you ross

Darren: "Today's a horrible day Ross"
Ross: "Why is that?"
Darren: "I don't have any weed to smoke at break time, this day is going to suck."
Ross: "What?!"
Darren: "Yea man, I don't know if I'm going to make it."
Ross: "Darren, yesterday you told me about your grandpa who worked on the railroad for fifty five years without complaining at all, and now your saying this day is gonna suck because you don't have any weed?!"
Darren: "Yea, that's what I'm sayin."
Ross: "Darren, you are a cupcake."

Bane of Rossko : I mean, they are so relaxed because they think I'm not good or something, and they don't even realise how close to death they really are

klyeprc : you need a bike.
klyeprc : that would fix everything.
Bane of Rossko : yep, that's the answer for everything, isn't it kyle?
klyeprc : damn near.

"Yea, my mom made me take a cup of nyquil last night" - Kyle
"just to make you go to sleep?" - Ross
"yea" - Kyle

"It's like, if someone were to say he's got a 'shoot first and ask questions later' attitude about him, but he's shot them before they finished saying that." - Ross, on the captain on firefly

"I don't need all that, I'm only here for one thing, and that's to hit it and run." - Victor

"As long as I can get it for free, I'm never going to pay for it" - Alex
"Even if your not paying money, your still paying for it" - Ross

Bane of Rossko : hehe, ok, I'm off to get ready for work, take it easy Cara
CaramelSugarBaby : you too
CaramelSugarBaby : Adios
CaramelSugarBaby : Amigo
Bane of Rossko : hehe, later
CaramelSugarBaby : *rides off into the sunset*

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"I don't even care I do NOT care, when this it comes breaktime, I'm gone to get some food, and if I don't come back in time, I'm still don't care, you can tell them I'm eating" - Darren
"So what's this now? When the boss comes around, I'll tell them Darren said "I don't even give a fuck about this job, I'll come back when I'm good and ready" right? that's what I should tell him?" - Sam

"For one moment, you have to belive 'I am the best rework technician' and it will pass" - Darren

"you see all these girls in porn on the internet; and I'm thinking, where are these girls at? They have to be somewhere, they aren't filming on mars. I think she's one of them. You know what she's doing right now Ross?" - Darren
"What's that?" - Ross
"I think she's at home, getting drilled." - Darren
"on camera?" - Ross
"At home, getting drilled, on camera." - Darren

"women like the bad boys, when they ask you where you been? you just have to slap them around" - Darren

"She feels threated when she's not with people on the same level of good looking...ness." - Ross

klyeprc : well, everything goes to hell whenever you get a job
klyeprc : alex gets with some bitch on myspace
klyeprc : new people start edging in on the territory
klyeprc : #### #### ####...
Bane of Rossko : lol
Bane of Rossko : damn it kyle, that quote isn't going to be as funny when I edit it
klyeprc : lol
Bane of Rossko : at least we'll know what was really said

"myspace is just one giant STD" - Kyle on Myspace

entenabaka : i swear you just no fun
Bane of Rossko : huh?
entenabaka : didnt think the kid pwned by mom was funny
Bane of Rossko : no, no "pwning" is funny. ever.
entenabaka : pfft

"brians a good replacement for a girlfriend I guess" - Cara

"If I only take one thing away from this, it's: Thank God I'm Ross!" - Me

"When you get a job, everything goes downhill" - Kyle
"That is the best thing that I've heard ALL week" - Ross
"Well, you've been working at Apple" - Kyle

"You will choke out your mom for some KFC" - Darren

"Yea, the guy ran off with his stuff, so he ran after him, and the guy turned around and shot him in the head four times. I mean, that's messed up, one is enough" - Rachel, my sister.

PearlscalePIG : so like a total of 7 poeple have died in sequoia this year
PearlscalePIG : that's weird, nature is kicking some serious ass

klyeprc : that's gotta be someone else seeding naruto
klyeprc : yeah, that's brad
klyeprc : despite the cool factor, brad is still gay sometimes

"for this moment here, I'm gay, there's your quote Ross, how about you josh, are you gay too?" - Alex
"No! I'm not gay, and you can't quote me on that" - Josh

"Only two people know about the celebacy thing." - King, in a room full of five people

"All niggers should be shot." - kyle, on martin luther king day

"Soundbytes are all anybody says anymore." - Kyle

Bane of Rossko : hey do you have any unspeakables?
BustyChaps : i don't think so
BustyChaps : but i can check very quickly with my new organized binder!

"This is when you know it's over, I'm done eating; when the napkin comes out. It's like waving the white flag." - Ross

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PearlscalePIG : if i was a chick
PearlscalePIG : i'd date him
PearlscalePIG : if i was gay
PearlscalePIG : id date him - Trung, on me

"She's only been with one guy." - Alex
"Yes, just like EVERY other woman on the face of the earth" - Kyle

"You know how grapes feel when they are peelled? It's like sticking your fingers into a bucket full of peels and mashed
 grapes. IT WAS SO NASTY!!! All I could think about is washing my hands and cleaning the bedsheets" - King

"She was fine until I turned on the light" - King

"Hand me a beer, I want one for the road" - Alex

"People who catch colds have weak hearts" - Roronoa Zoro

"Kyle is completely normal" - Jacob

"Ok, I'm gonna at least touch down there while you guys are talking about this" - Jacob

"You have a friend that doesn't have internet?!" - my mom, on jacob

"I'm really a nice person...but my intentions aren't good." - Trung

"Damn jordan, please die somewhere else! I'm trying to watch a movie here!" - Jacob, to his little brother jordan coughing

PearlscalePIG : it's not something that can be resisted
PearlscalePIG : those who do end up with no rational explanation
PearlscalePIG : and become infused with stupidity
PearlscalePIG : and say things like, "i'm magiced out" - Trung on magic

PearlscalePIG : did those cards come in yo?
Bane of Rossko : no mail yet
Bane of Rossko : when you live in appartments, you get your mail last

"What's playing?" - Mom
"It's a cd of mine" - Ross
"Oh, so it's going to get bad" - Mom

"I have a coffee cup so heavy it could break a marriage" - Michael Savage

"I lost an hour of sleep, and I haven't even gone to bed yet!" - Alex, on daylight savings day

"Eventually, my room will become the hangout place, and then you'll get a house and a better room" - Kyle

"He's like, the evil brian" - Alex, on a guy at the card shop

"What?" - Mom
"Nothing,, what do you mean?" - Ross
"You just looked like you had something to say" - Mom
"Is there something I need to say?" - Ross
"No, you just looked like you had some remark to make" - Mom
"Well maybe there's something that needs to be said right now, and your projecting that onto me, because I always speak the
 truth" - Ross
"You know, your a nice guy ross, but your full of shit" - Mom

"I'm realizing more and more how much funner magic is when your playing with people who aren't brian s or brian c" - Rossko

"It was hilarious" - Brian smith and I on "15 minutes"

NinjaBjsSan : you think theyll kill jar jar?
Bane of Rossko : I dunno
NinjaBjsSan : aww I want to see a murder scene with anakin where he doesnt even use a lightsaber but like a real sword
NinjaBjsSan : that would be cool
Bane of Rossko : even better, how about a knife?
NinjaBjsSan : lol yep
NinjaBjsSan : now that would be cool
Bane of Rossko : yea, a rusty knife, and he cuts his head off, right?
NinjaBjsSan : yep
NinjaBjsSan : well praising allah
Bane of Rossko : and he could tape it and send it to the jedi counsil

"I found crystal meth in my mom's room while I was looking for the remote. That would explain how crazy she's been acting
 lately and why she lost her baby/sense of smell." - someone's journal post on his mom, how the hell a baby and the sense
 of smell are related is much more clearly explained by someone who's mom is on crystal meth than a lowly man such as I.

WuTiZlUv16 : I dont like him no more
WuTiZlUv16 : th*mas changed for the bad

maldur327 : because if he actually wanted to spend time with people, he'd MAKE time.
maldur327 : THAT'S how life works

Bane of Rossko : damn, I am one articulate bastard when I'm sick

NinjaBjsSan : when you dont draw a land and you have say a 1/3 land ratio in your deck guess what THAT IS LUCK

"you know, if it's good, I'm going to pass you up" - kyle on One Piece
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Bane of Rossko : the cylon chick, the blond one, was really hot though 
NinjaJuanSan : hell yea 
NinjaJuanSan : because she was a WOMAN 
NinjaJuanSan : all the other females looked like girls 

Bane of Rossko : Josh saw how refreshing it is to play people who aren't type2 nazi's 
klyeprc : bahahaha 

klyeprc : but i hope i don't have to listen to people speaking cantonese 
klyeprc : i hate that ugly, dirty language 
Bane of Rossko : oh that'd be hell 
Bane of Rossko : it's like everyone who speaks it is a drill sargent yelling at their family for their own faults at life, 
it's so depressing 
Bane of Rossko : like scratching nails on the chalkboard of your soul 

BustyChaps : inferno is my favorite burn card ever 
BustyChaps : heres six damage....TO EVERYTHING! 

BustyChaps : god dammit....bsg is hella good....looks like an all nighter for me 

Bane of Rossko : so what are you up to? 
NinjaBjsSan : waiting for xee 
Bane of Rossko : sounds exciting 
NinjaBjsSan : oh it is 

Pinkpanties:thinking (during an apprentice(online magic) game) 
Rossko: no problem 
Rossko: <----listening to eurobeat 

klyeprc : well... 
klyeprc : I am the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD 

Bane of Rossko : what's goin on? 
BustyChaps : I just got home 
Bane of Rossko : out partying, eh? 
BustyChaps : lol 
BustyChaps : nope 
Bane of Rossko : did you do a 'job' for someone in the 'family'? 
BustyChaps : I can't reveal that information 

"There's a cop" - Brian, going 40 mph on a 40 mph road 
"Well slow down" - Xee, Brian slows down below 40 
The plan works, the cop turns off at the next intersection and they encounter no more meanacing cops looming AHEAD of them. 

NinjaBjsSan : friday night.... the real time friends get together and do stuff... saturday morning, pfft 

NinjaBjsSan : no Im playing WOW until at least 6 am 

Auto response from FrozenRay420 : a tisket, a tasket, that nigga got his ass kicked - Ricardo's away message, on Martin Luther King Jr. day 

"What time did you come home last night?" - Mom 
"seven" - Ross 
"Seven?! If I had woken up at four in the morning I would have been worried" - Mom 
"You knew where I was" - Ross 
"til seven?! who stays up that late?!" - Mom 
"They do" - Ross - on hanging out with kyle and jacob 

Kyleprc : he probably wouldn't bug you if you told him not to 
Bane of Rossko : yea, but we both know that's not going to happen 

Sunday is our 'magic night', all of us always get together then - Smith, right before flaking out on "magic night" two weeks
 in a row 

"I hate to say this, but Brian peaked last year" - Kyle 
"haha, it's all downhill from here, eh?" - Ross 
"no kidding" - Kyle 

so I found out there's 150 super eurobeat releases, and I was like damn, I have to have ALL of them - Ross 

Jadescyo66613: fuck you mean giant...for all the things u don't do!! 

klyeprc: sleeping on a couple of Plow Unders. - kyle's away message 

Bane of Rossko : what are you doing right now anyways? 
NinjaBjsSan : waiting for xee 
Bane of Rossko : *sigh* yea, we're never going to finish it(inuyasha) 

Bane of Rossko : ok, you'll miss the big win this week 
BustyChaps : big win eh? 
Bane of Rossko : yep 
Bane of Rossko : I'm taking a solid deck there 
Bane of Rossko : rock hard deck, harder than my cock 
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Bane of Rossko : it's like, better than freshly baked cookies, or finding money in your pocket while doing laundry 
BustyChaps : hmmm i found money when i did laundry earlier 
BustyChaps : so we shall see if it beats finding 5 bucks 
Bane of Rossko : Oh it is, it's NEW QUOTES! 
BustyChaps : HELL YES! 
BustyChaps : damn 
BustyChaps : im excited 
BustyChaps : hehe 

entenabaka : parents have time share 
entenabaka : they letting me use it this year 
entenabaka : before july 15 
entenabaka : so i'm either getting ideas of places to go with my gf 
entenabaka : or seeing if everyone wants to go 
Bane of Rossko : in case you guys aren't going out by then? 

"Yea, me and Dennis spent 30 minutes making knee jokes" - Jacob, on Brett who had a motorcycle accident 

"SO! You've gone to the darkside!" - Ross, after hearing Jacob bought an SGI workstation 
"Oh fuck you" - Jacob 
"Next thing you know, your going to be buying an apple laptop" - Ross 
"Oh! I haven't lost that much of my sanity" - Jacob 

NinjaBjsSan : Im glad I get to do what I want 
klyeprc : bahahahaha 
NinjaBjsSan : like choosing to be with my girlfriend 
klyeprc : so long as you DON'T EVER LEAVE HER AGAIN 
Bane of Rossko : yes, that's true 
Bane of Rossko : her hands + your neck = match made in heaven 

NinjaBjsSan : dude I cant wait to give you bs when you have a girlfriend/wife 

My profile:If there's one special person you can't stop thinking about, copy this on your profile. 
CaramelSugarBaby : I dont think I would ever guess you of all people would put this kinda thing in you're profile... 
CaramelSugarBaby : very......interesting........... o_ô 
Bane of Rossko : he's very special to me;-) 

Green Shadow3099 : Is it me? - in repsonse to my profile 

Bane of Rossko : *shrug* well, no hard feelings 
klyeprc : didn't know any were called for 
Bane of Rossko: ...you said the M word 

"Wow, that's great, that man has a nutsack, thanks for the closeup" - Kyle, on porn 

"I guarantee you that half life 2 is coming out on november 16th" - Smith 
"You wanna bet?" - Corbilla 
"Yes, I'll buy you the game if it doesn't come out then, no, I'll buy you the gold version" - Smith 
"how about something other than money, like phyisical favors?" - Ross 
"a blow-heezey" - Corbilla 
"yes" - Smith 

"Kyle, we just achieved the greatest feat in the history of mankind. after wading through all the bullshit, we got your ram back from marc. hell, i'm going to get my business license tomorrow; with what we just accomplished under our belts, what can't we take on?" - Jacob 

***NEWS FLASH*** 

Don't loan Marc anything you'd ever want to see again. Once in his hands, it may as well be on a plane to Siberia. He'll go on for months about how getting your stuff back to you is "top priority." It's a lie. Even if you're in a real bind, and you need it asap, don't expect your shit back (he needs it too, remember?). Don't take my case as a precedent. It is my (and jacob's) opinion that only with divine intervention, were we able to coax my hardware away from the beast. You have been warned. - kyle's away message 

"YOU"RE HELLA SCANDLE-LESS, THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, I AM PLAYING COUNTER-STRIKE ;;|;; (-_-) ;;|;;" - NOBS Stinger, away message 

"I just work here" - Ross, on doing dirty work for him mom 

NinjaBjsSan (21:16:06): k trade me non-dual land for them then 
NinjaBjsSan : things that I need though 
Bane of Rossko : you want non-dual land? 
NinjaBjsSan : no I mean as it 
NinjaBjsSan : in 
NinjaBjsSan : cards 
NinjaBjsSan : not land 
NinjaBjsSan : *sigh* argggghh 
NinjaBjsSan : ok homework time 
Bane of Rossko : lol 
Bane of Rossko : I don't think you should be doing homework, you can't even put together a sentance 

"I wanna see the wall made of plywood. And it'd be spray painted in red "Marc's Room". And then there would be stick figures on the wood hunting buffalo like cavemen drawings" - Ross, on Marc building a wall by himself 

"You should get a four door civic, it's the perfect time. Your young, got your whole life ahead of you, why not tack on a big debt." - Kyle 

klyeprc : *sigh* 
klyeprc : you're not home, and jacob won't answer his phone. 
klyeprc : you all suck 

"Yea, with all the shit you talk about Dennis, and Ross' sick sense of humor, I'm suprised you haven't scared Brett away yet." - Jacob 

"I just want to go down there(anime expo) dressed as Char and beat up all the gay little naruto punks." - Brian 
"Yea, you should use a big jagged rock. Put some little plastic thrusters on it and call it an asteroid base." - Ross 
"Yea, smash thier face in." - Brian 
"Damn, Brian's out of a movie or some shit." - Kyle 
"Actually, I don't care too much about copying dvds from each other. I don't plan on cutting off all contact with everyone and getting a girlfriend that outweighs me." - Ross 



"Yea, that's really funny" - Smith 
"I'm not laughing, do you see a smile on my face?" - Ross(in a very serious tone) 
"No, your laughing at me on the inside" - Smith 

briguy 715: i dont really rip them off, they rip off themselves 
briguy 715 : but yea, rip off is a rip off 
briguy 715 : i just don't "seek" the rip offs, i just wait 

NinjaBjsSan : just start using proxies 
NinjaBjsSan : like corbilla 
Bane of Rossko: lol 
Bane of Rossko: proxy figurines, eh? 
NinjaBjsSan : print out a picture 
NinjaBjsSan : and tape it on a stick - Smith on collectable minatures 

Bane of Rossko : but Darksteel is the best magic set to date 
NinjaBjsSan : i think kyle and me will respond the same way ... LOL 
klyeprc : BAHAHAHAHA 

man, I want to stay here and flirt - Dennis after a meeting 
yep, got the whole playing field laid out for you - Ross 

NinjaBjsSan : Supermanly sex with men 

I hope there's fanservice in it - Kyle, on Char's Counterattack 

NinjaBjsSan : wow you are going nuts 
NinjaBjsSan : save some for gundam 
NinjaBjsSan : gosh 
Bane of Rossko : hey hey, it's fine 
Bane of Rossko : I'm unstable right now, my sheltered little world is crashing down on me and I need an outlet to deal with it 
Bane of Rossko : don't worry, I'm going back to being cheap after we order those singles 

hey, it's dream theater, turn it back - Ross 
Kyle likes them - Ross 
Kyle doesn't like anything - Rose 
have you ever heard of dream theater? - Ross 
no - Rose 
that's why he likes them - Ross 

NinjaBjsSan : I love Xee very much and we are in a serious relationship, you just need to get over that fact 

damn, she's good on her back - Ross 
yea, just like most women, she's only good when she's on her back - Jacob 

damn, what the hell does it take to get this bitch off - Jacob 

klyeprc : ooooooooooh, that whole 'in shape' crap 
klyeprc : that's cool, i guess 
Bane of Rossko : no, it's not 'in shape' Kyle, it's 'in spite' 

BustyChaps: nope....they are at cara's 
BustyChaps: i HATE that 
Bane of Rossko: awww, all of them? 
BustyChaps: i should leave a "backup" in my car 
BustyChaps: yea 
Bane of Rossko: that sucks 
Bane of Rossko: you know, they should build cars with big storage compartments in the back, so you could just always leave stuff in there that you always need 

Bane of Rossko : I'm going to wait until we start a game of something 
Bane of Rossko : then I'm going to beat the crap out of him 
NinjaBjsSan : in real life? 
Bane of Rossko : yea 
NinjaBjsSan : or in the game? 
NinjaBjsSan : oh 
Bane of Rossko : no, bare fists of flesh and bone 

Rossko13E : damn it, I gotta go unclog the toliet now, so much for enjoying that moment of ecstascy 

oh! josh said Bane of Rossko sounds better - Ross 
oh, we have stupid friends - Kyle 

it's a myr-acle! - Ross 

NinjaBjsSan : no hes sleeping 
NinjaBjsSan : but his away message gayly says to call him if you are prepared 
NinjaBjsSan : I was prepared too.... - Smith on Kyle's away message 

Kyleprc : and damn, dude 
Kyleprc : you sure have an eye for guys. 
Rossko13E : heh, well, I do what I can 

Rossko13E : you got a different picture than mine 
CaramelSugarBaby : I did? 
CaramelSugarBaby : thats weird 
CaramelSugarBaby : I've only seen that picture when I've looked up tha card 
Rossko13E : yea, the right hand on mine is throwing up a westside 

yea, it'd be cool, instead of HKs, they'd be KC's - Kyle, on ripping and burning dvds 

NinjaBjsSan : so you will actually know what you are saying 
Rossko13E : cool...kinda 
NinjaBjsSan : youll see its gonna be fun - Smith, talking about a rape H-game 

Rossko13E : OH! flawless victory! this is the part where R'tozz cuts him in half and then leaves an away message on his dead body 

All dressed up and no where to go - Ross, on corbillas massive creature that couldn't attack him 

are you coming by later?...like when your burden is lighter? - Ross to Brian while he's with xee 

yea, it wasn't the first time I've seen him angry, but it was the first time I've seen him try to look formidable - Kyle, on Brian 

Rossko13E : yea, I don't know if I told you or not, but I finnaly fixed mine 
Rossko13E : while watching the superbowl 
BriGuy715 : do you still need those misery charms? 
Rossko13E : so I have a nipple card now 

yea, instant gratification, happyness, you don't care about those things - Kyle on me 

how long does this effect on this card last - Smith 
til I fart...*farts* - Corbilla 

FrozenRay420 : guys + shower= gay! 

Rossko13E : lol, first time? it's ok, I'll walk you though it, 
Rossko13E : ok, I'm wearing a wifebeater and sweat pants, I have a towel slung over my shoulder and I'm a little excited;-) ;-), rain always brings out the romantic side of me 
Rossko13E : so what are you wearing? 
FrozenRay420 : dear god!!!!! the humanity of it all!!!!!!!!!! 

it's not that amazing - Brian on sex with xee 

Yea, she's just 'play' mad - Noe on Xee 

FrozenRay420 : almost everything Cara has talked about, including that, has been the best animes, well so i've heard 

Rossko13E : he into gaming or fish or anything? 
klyeprc : computers, but not gaming 
Rossko13E : aka, the only real interresting hobbies in life 

Ross, pick up Noe from my house - Brian's away message. 

"OH! he brought the guns, put those away, they are illegal" - Corbilla, talking about smith's muscles 

"Your a grinch" - Rose, to me 

"I'm gonna cry man, your going to cosplay as...*stands there chewing gum*..hahaha, no, dog boy?" - Kyle 
*cough cough* - Ross 
*continues chewing gum* - Kyle 
"I'm not reading anymore-" - Kyle 
I was typing that quote out as it was happening...you had to be there... 

Rossko13E : Kyle, this is the mandate from heaven: Disable him with extreme force! 
klyeprc : i will 
klyeprc : ...if i get around to it. 

klyeprc : to tell the truth, i'm rather dissappointed. 
Rossko13E : why ? 
klyeprc : i'm thinking ellaborate, and he's thinking simple 
Rossko13E : well, the ends are the same, but the journey is what defines us and makes us different 
Rossko13E : so basically, your a better person then Tim 

"Isn't kyle hella negative about everything though?" - Brian, in a moment of brilliance 

CaramelSugarBaby : what up with brian and kyle? 
CaramelSugarBaby : they having a fling? 

"You have the best away messages!" - Cara, in a moment of brilliance 

*drives truck out of lot to see five All Clear trucks cluttered together* 
Ross(over radio): You guys playing magic chairs? 
Dennis(over radio): Magic chairs?! no, we're lining up and heading out one by one 
Ross(over radio): You sing a song while your doing that too? 

"Damn, you have nothing but happy music, you need some sad music you can listen to when your depressed and don't want to do anything but smoke a ciggarette and cry yourself to sleep." - Ross on Cara's mp3 collection 

BustyChaps : damn this is confusing 
Rossko13E : it's like one step away from a foursome of insest and debacuery 
BustyChaps : i think you need to do a presentation on it for us 
BustyChaps : lol 
Rossko13E : now let's move to the flow chart next 

NinjaBjsSan : wtf is that lock 
Rossko13E : it's cause I'm such a badass 

"I'm not delivering tofu here!" - Ross, nice try on the comment Kyle 

"I still see him, but just as 'friends'." - Me, about Kyle and I's 'breakup' 

"What a dumbass" - Cara, on brian 

"You know, that type of conversation, that people dating each other have, with the kisses at the end and all that crap" - Ross on phone convo's 

"I prefer to live in my fanatasy world, if you will not cater to that, I suggest that you hang up now" - Kyle 

"Naps have nothing to do with sleep" - Josh, in a moment of brilliance 

klyeprc : Ross, i hate girls. 
klyeprc : i think i'm gonna call king. 

"I'm still working on the impossible problem and debating on if I should kill myself or not" - Brian on homework 

authenticzephyr : Woah, is Kyle a chick? 
Rossko13E : nah, I wish he was a chick, he's a cutie;) 

"It reminded me of brian and xee..." - Cara, on Onegai Teacher 

"It feels like we're always playing tag." - Tamahome, in a self reflecting moment, where he summarizes the entire anime more accurately than I could have 

authenticzephyr : *pulls eyes back and walks around "azn" style 

authenticzephyr : I figured out what i'm gonna put on my gravestone: 
authenticzephyr : /Life 

"We have to make them suffer so much that we make 911 look like a birthday party" - Savage 

"So what did you just say?" - Ross 
"What? I don't remember" - Kyle 
"Are you happy?! You made him forget" - Ross to brian 
*30 seconds later* "Who's happy?" - Brian 

"Ross, I'm so sorry for wasting your time and not finishing that shitty anime series earlier. I seriously owe you. Some day I will give you a blowjob as retribution!" - Kyle, on Eva 

"Cara got any girlfriends?" - Mom 
"No, she's straight" - Ross 

BustyChaps : i was doing pretty good all through the day until i got to class..... 
BustyChaps : buuut when i got to work at 6.... 
BustyChaps : i just went to the home stockroom....grabbed a pillow.....found a corner....slept till 8 :-D 


"I gotta get off the phone before xee sees me talking" - Brian, after talking on the phone for 5 seconds 

authenticzephyr : Not crap. 
authenticzephyr : A spectacular show. - Eddie, on goatse 

"Looks like everyone gets transportation though marcs family" - Brian 

"Those kids are ugly, I hope they die soon" - Brian 

"it's very stressful work" - Noe, talking about working a computer support position 

"yea, he has to put in an rto to get sunday off" - Ross 
"oh? he got a job?" - Jacob 
"no, with xee" - Ross 

"yea, this one night I had the most senority" - Jacob 
"wow, that's not right, that definetly shows the management problem at steve's place pizza" - Ross 
"fuck you" - Jacob 

"we don't have any good food in cans" - Rose 
"we have beans" - Mom 
"I don't like beans, only pinto beans" - Mom 
"oh look "- *reveals a can of pinto beans* Mom 
"ewww, no, I was joking" - Rose 

NinjaBjsSan : im getting mermaid forest too 
Rossko13E : what's that? 
NinjaBjsSan : because I read the reviews and someone said dont judge it by the name or what its about 
NinjaBjsSan : and that was what I was judging it by so I guess Ill try the first two eps 
Rossko13E : ok...what's that? 
NinjaBjsSan : I dunno some anime - brian, while we're discussing fucking anime! 

"wow, your car's hella fast. I can run faster than that" - Sean, after seeing a rice burner go by 

"I'm going to put some african's in my tank" - Jacob 

"hey, what are you doing?!" - brian 
"he reved up on me, so I'm going to flip him off" - Ross 
"whoa! wait, he has a backwards hat, he might have a gun!" - Brian 

"I have to ask xee" - Brian, after any fucking question! 

NinjaBjsSan : ANIME JUNKIES DOES A FINE JOB 

CaramelSugarBaby : bros before hoes 

"I don't give a fuck who has green cards, if their brown, their goin down!" - Jacob 

"I was watching some gay porn, and the guy was taking it in the ass and it really hurt. I felt like I was getting penetrated." - Trung 

Rossko13E : you gave her the cock Noe, she's crazy for it now, it's like a drug 

"Yea, jacob's cut off contact with me too" - Kyle 
"well, have talked to his girlfriend about it?" - Ross 
"I was thinking, but I haven't gotten up the nerve to call kris yet" - Kyle 
"I'm glad we were on the same page with that one" - ross 

Rossko13E : well, I'm going to go brush my teeth and get to bed 
klyeprc : wow 
klyeprc : it's early 
Rossko13E : well, let me rephrase that 
Rossko13E : I'm going to go brush my teeth 
Rossko13E : lie in bed and watch fushgi yugi (something good for my back, rather than sitting in this chair) 
klyeprc : lol 
klyeprc : ok 
Rossko13E : then I'm going to get restless/bored and get back on the computer 
klyeprc : hahaha 
Rossko13E : then I'll tell you I'm going to bed for a second time, but what's really going on is I'm going to put up and away message and jack off (which has been somewhat unsatifying, as of late, thinking about pulling a ross again (not for that long, but who knows)) 
Rossko13E : then I'm going to watch more fushugi yugi (I should really learn to spell that correctly) 
klyeprc : hahahahaha 
Rossko13E : then I'll get bored again, but this time, instead of coming back from away, I'll probably just jack off again 
klyeprc : lmao 
Rossko13E : after that, I'll be too pissed off at myself, since I'm up so late, and will just lie in bed, hot from masturbation and frustrated from the time. That's going to be the worst part of tonight 
klyeprc : you do realize that this is all going up in my profile, right? 

Rossko13E : it's like, they spend all that damn money, to make cool looking animation scenes, that made no sense, had no sort of story whatsoever, no clear comedic value(other than, "people paid-for/like/sat-though this?!") at all! (on FLCL) 

"yea, that's my back, btw, I'm not jacking off or anything" - Ross, to kyle , on the phone 

"I'm just jiggling your joystick" - Cara 

Rossko13E : so you want to go mess around at brians with me? 
BustyChaps : naw 
BustyChaps : im gonna go to caras 
BustyChaps : i need food 

"I can't wait til the future when I get to drive cars like this" - Brian, on F-Zero 
----------------------------END OF OLD NEW QUOTES----------------------------------------- 
Rossko13E : oh! what happened 
Rossko13E : your precious cable, was it 
Rossko13E : *gasp* 
Rossko13E : a CABLE SPIKE!!! 

diekenny69: then they all went TO HELL hahahahaha cable spike july 4th at 7:50 AM 

"Hey, I have a jacket......I have dogs.......I HAVE SWORDS.......Wolves you have met your match, and his name is Tim!!!!!!!!!" - Tim 
"Here I am at home, looking at at my computer screen, trying to think of what to say....Fuck it! At home but away." - Tim 


Rossko13E : your not excited about it? 
Rossko13E : all the perks of being a gundam fan 
Rossko13E : like making fun of all the macross fans 
Rossko13E : you get to make humming noises and swing at random stuff/people like your holding a beam sword 
Rossko13E : and make gun noises when you pretend to shoot your beam rifle at people 

"Whenever you hear the words "united for peace" make sure your glock is loaded" - Savage 

"man, there's not even a battle in this last episode" - Kyle on last episode of eva 
"Yes there is, it's in Gundam X and it's going on in my head right now" - Ross 

"Riverside Motherfucker! " - Tupac, on a movie, after killing someone 
"What's that mean?" - Alex 
"California" - Ross 
" Why'd he say that?" - Alex 
"He's representing" - Ross 
"LOL" - Alex 
"Don't laugh! He died for you!" - Ross 
"here, take this" - My mother 
"vicadin?! I got three teeth pulled, not loose a limb" - Ross 

"So basically, I was nothing but a distraction until the newest escape velocity came out" - Ross 
"yes" - Kyle 

"dirty gay stuff?! What the fuck?" - Noe, while on my computer 
"hey! that's a song!" - Ross 
"I'm not even going to ask" - Noe 

"If that guy opened the door he'd be bleeding" - Ross 
"Yea, he'd be bleeding before you could get around to this side of the car" - Kyle 
"Well, I'd still kick him, even if he was on the floor, THAT's what kind of mood I'm in" - Ross 

"Hey HEY! that's how accidents happen" - Ross 
"No, this is how accidents happen" *fients hand brake pull* - Jacob 

"I'm being analistic about it" - Kris 
"That's not a real word" - Jacob 

klyeprc : well, whatever it takes to keep the sanity. 
klyeprc : i use that term loosely. 
Rtozz : haha, good point *puts away the needle* 

"no one would care about that" - Kyle 
"c'mon, more people than just me" - Ross 
"well, you and jacob" - Kyle 
"What? are we not all that matters?" - Ross 

"My favorite voice actor is in it, you know who I'm talking about?" - Ross 
"you don't have to say anything other than 'my favorite voice actor' " - Kyle 
"well I have to get his name down sometime" - Ross 
"No you don't, you're not Noe" - Kyle 

"It seems lke you'd be honest with someone as close as your girlfriend" - Kyle 
"Well, it also seems like Thomas would be a rational human being" - Ross 

"You have a girlfriend" - Brian 
"Yea, your pretty little mouth" - Noe 

"While this setting is based on historical events, the story and characters are fictional" - Begining of the Kenshin OAVs 
"Wait, why'd they put that up there, wouldn't anyone who likes anime already know that?" - Kyle 
"Marc's watched it" - Ross 

"Mom, your shouldn't have had kids" - Rachel 
"I shouldn't have had three" - Mom 

einhander1251 : yeah 
einhander1251 : I have a g/f 
einhander1251 : fuck you 

"That's pretty depressing" - mom 
"yea" *laughs* - Rossko 

"So, you're a housewife minus the vagina." - Eddie 
Wizkid503 : woah 
Wizkid503 : your in like the army or something 
Wizkid503 : kool 

"Tell Kris he's gay, that's dangerous, I'm never racin again" - Thomas 

"The older you get, the less you care about neighbors" - Mom 

Rossko13E : does that mean it's Xee? 
nfinite p1astik : or he had a 2nd personality that is black 

"Eva's easy" - Marc 
"Oh, you slept with her too?" - Ross 

"You really want to eat ramen every day down there?" - Alex 
"I eat ramen everyday now!" - Ross 

glossROX: I was thinking about how Kyle inspired me to eat more french toast, and I thought of a funky fresh screen name for him- PowderedFrenchToastMan ! you know , like Powdered Toast Man, but french toast. Or if thats too long...FrenchToastMan. I think thats a pretty damn good one 
"I'm going to light the blanket" - my sister rose whipsering, standing over my sister with a lighter in her hand, sleeping on the couch 
glossROX : no way...Jose is way hotter & COOLER than the joker! 
"Why'd he get a little bitch car like the CRX?" - Rose 

"The funny thing about humans is that one would go farther to prove another wrong than one would go to prove one correct" - Ross, better than any Douglas Adams quote 

"Could we get seprate checks?" - guys sitting behind me at denny's 
"Oh, I'm sorry, we don't do seprate checks after 10, people just walk out then, but you know what, I can get you guys some ice cream to make up for it" - Waiter 
"Oh! we'll take seprate checks too" - My Mom 

"Maybe you SHOULD drop out of school" - Jeff from Safeway to Kyle 

Wydrah: I'm currently dancing naked in front of my dogs. Please leave an IM message and I'll get back to you as soon as they put the gun down and give my clothes back. Thank you. 
Wydrah: Okay, so here I was, minding my own business mind you, just working on my essay and this HUGE white spider comes crawling on my wall FOUR FEET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!11111!!1 So I scream in my manliest voice, run out into the livingroom and yell until my mom goes and kills it. I was all like "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And it was like the size of a nickel!!! O_O 

"Kyle, wake up, you have a phone call" - Kyle's mom 
"uhhhhhhhhhhh, tell them I'm asleep, I'm going back to bed" - Kyle 
"KYLE! wake up! it's a woman!" - Kyle's mom 

"you might need that" - Edison on the fan 

Ross: what's with the picture though? 
Kyle: sr 71. 
Kyle: i just thought it looked cool 
Ross: oh, see, the internet has kinda ruined it 
Kyle: what? 
Ross: I expect to see a hidden finger or some guy getting butt rapped in the exaust 

"Your kinda gay" - Thomas to Kyle 

"Ross is a hippies dream" - Dan talking to my dad about me 

"So Steve, I was doin this girl and she was like "say my name" and I was like "do I even know you?!"" - Mindy 

"I would drive my car faster, but those stickers on the front may come off." - Some ricer after being beaten by ConfusedbySoul 

"Quit fucking up" - Mom 

"AMERICA MADE JAPAN into what it was. we also caused its decline though." - Wist, from GameFAQs 

"But no one finds out that you got raped by a troll, right?" - Ross 
"Only the people you tell" - Aex 

"We're too blessed to be depressed" - sign at the corner church 

"My fish has this white crap on it. and it looks like it has rabies. It resently had frys and well is it due to that" - Kris 

"I get lots of cock when I'm around you" - Joey, Kyle's little brother, talking about him 

"Mom's spagetti!" - Chad singing along to Emenem 
"Your call is importaint to us, all our operators are on standby, your call will be answered in...TWO MINUTES!?" - Chad repeating the phone on hold for Kragen 
"Imma put thier ass on hold *puts phone up to slow jazz on the radio*" - Chad 

"Oh super sweet of both your parents"! - Chandra 

"That's like a dollar, and I want to save that because a dollar can take me and three girls to mcdollands" - Justin 

"Yea, it was great, and they sprayed this green mist all in the stands, which was good cause there was so much weed" - Brian Butcher talking about a Tom Petty concert 

"It was like POP POP, and she said, I think we better stop now" - Anthony talking about how his friends' girl's back when they were getting it on 

"I wouldn't wish child rasing on my worst enemy" - My Aunt Pat 

"Im the type of guy who went to the prom with my cousin.......yep, he didn't like it any more than i did..." - Darkjetcubemaster 

"Most of the people who are trying to prepare you for the "real world" never had a real job" - Mayonzebrachen on high school 

"It's hot today" - every FUCKING person I talk to 

"I'll give that cat a dose of TB" - Trung 

"But then the vallet guy would be in the car while you'd be doing it" - Marc 

"Some ugly guy was trying to sell his virginity on ebay" - Alex
"Hey! don't laugh at me" - Kyle 

"NEXT YEAR IM DRIVING MYSELF" - Cara, on AX 
"Ok ok you beat me...mines not bleeding" - Cara 
"Kyle, your just a ball of trouble" - Cara 
"WE ARE DYING BECAUSE OUT OF 3 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRIVE....NO ONE CAN!!!! SO NOW WE WALK TO OUR DEATH!!" - Cara 
CaramelSugarBaby (01:31:26): Driving to Bjs 5$(gas money) 
Inuyasha Plushie 15-20$ 
Watching Bjs run after Josh car....PRICELESS!!! 
"Bjs....i hope u get hit by a truck...............everyone else...have a nice day" - Cara 
"Going to long johns....then..meeting up w/ josh and alex......*mumbles*..they are so gay... "- Cara 
"You want a big piece, go to Noe" - Cara 
"Yes, that's my five dollars" - Cara 

"Damn it Ross, this is the third day in a row I told you to take care of the pool" - my dad, reminding me to take care of the pool, in the morning, right after I woke up, and one day AFTER I actually did take care of it 
"Maybe If I jacked off my hand muscules would be in better shape" - my dad 
"Oh fuck that! what is this?! white bread?!" - My dad 

"It's fagish" - my mom talking about my hair 

"18 inches? that's like, a foot long" - some guy looking at fish at Petco 

"What kind of milkshakes do you have?" - Me 
"chocolate chocolate, and chocolate" - wendys food operator 

"I don't want to interact with anyone, uh... I do that enough" - Kilborn 

"Everybody dies!" - Rick 

"These aren't women's clothing, I bought them myself" - Eddie Izzard 

"Let's go get a sandwich" - Sanosuke 

"No complaints" - Will, my teacher at BTTI 

"Fuckin snitches" - Mike, my teacher 

"He'd punch me, then I would get mad and punch him back, but then he would punch me a lot more, but I still got that one punch in." - Scott, thomas' cousin 
"I'm not gonna waste my time" - Thomas' dad 

"Rule number, what number are we on?" - Thomas or Ross 

"the flowers back here don't look too good" - florist 
"well that's ok, I'm not trying to send too good of a message" - thomas 
"why are you even trying" - thomas to jacob on snk 
"Oh, I see how it is, it's like "thomas, I'm not gonna take any more of your bullshit", I see how it is, you FAGGET!" - Thomas talking to his girlfriend 
"I break em you fix em" - Thomas to the doctor 
"And I will punish my ass by eating hot shit" - Thomas 
"Usually, when you flow, you use your OWN lyrics" - Thomas 
"People will never be happy being themselves" - Thomas 
"Fuck, it sounded great the first time" - Thomas 
"You shouldn't have gotten so many good movies dude, you should have gotten a crappy movie and a good movie, so then you know what to watch, the good movie" - Thomas 
"I'm the pimp, not Todd" - Thomas 
"I can't help it if I have good taste" - Thomas 
rem "Alex is a better lover with himself than he is with a girl" - Thomas 
"Turn on the monitor and I'll see Ross in my binoculars, oh shit! it IS Ross in my binoculars!" - Thomas 
"Quote that bitch" - Thomas 
"No, it's one vs one, we're the only ones in here, and I'm not moving, and i know your not moving, so I'm just waiting for those fools to get in here" - Thomas 
"Sounds like your gonna take a glass of milk and shit in it" - Thomas, talking about the brown cow 
"I got a tan for a week n' a half and that shit started peeling off, then I was white again" - Thomas 
"Back in the western days, riding a wagon, if they started circling around my house in a wagon starring me down, I'd start shooting your ass" - Thomas 
"Would you be down for that every day?" - Thomas 
"Yea, I don't have the time for that, well, actually I do" - Rossko 
"Trung's a great guy, I wish I could be like him someday" - Thomas 
"Greenland has all the ice, and Iceland has aaaaaall the green" - Thomas 
"It's cool, I don't like the bitch part" - Thomas 
"I was like, awwww, fuck it, you clean it up" - Thomas 
"That's a comfy fucking couch, I'd do anything on that couch" - Thomas 
"Yeah personally I don't like dealing with Canada, takes to long to get your fuckin 
package." -Thomas 
"I fucking hate people who hate stuff" - tom 
"Are we gonna have a two story house? I'm concerned with what were going to eat for dinner. Mmm your right..." - Thomas and Ross talking. 
"Wanna go see if jack in the box's shake machine is broken?" - Thomas 
"If I was an asian girl with asian titties and an asian ass, hella thick, would you fuck me in the ass" - Thomas 
"Yea, I'd have sex with Thomas" - Brian 
"You are now being quoted" - Thomas 
"Just say he'd suck my- no wait, just say he fucked me in the ass" - Thomas 
"Hella just...white people" - Thomas 
"You drink you laugh you puke, you recover" - Thomas 
"I'm all toys r us'd out" - Thomas 
"yea, go ahead and quote yourself on that" 
"I'm still gonna be a hater, but I'm not gonna cuss anymore, ever, EVER!" - Thomas 
"Girlfriend is different from slut/hoar/prostitute.." - Thomas 
"You can quote me" - Thomas 
"I have too much damn cum in my balls right now" - Thomas 
"Your phones ringing....?" - Ross 
"and...?" - In response to Ross telling Thomas his phones ringing. 
"God, even his message is gay" - Thomas in response to Alex's cell phone away message. 
"We don't say that in this house!" - Ross in response to Thomas' mouth (referring to Thomas Saying "god") 
"Yea, he probably held hands with two or three girls at the club" - Thomas, in responce to Alex's 'shadyness'. 
"AKA secrets" - Thomas, in responce to my shadyness word. 
"...that's a fad" - Thomas 

"Your not even good at trying to hide your cheat" - THG CS clan 
"That's blatent hacking" - OGL Judge, upon reviewing a demo of Thomas playing CS. 
"Yea, I got banned again..." - Thomas 

"Where'd that come from" - Alex 
"Straight from hell" - Ross 

"No, Rick told me about that" - Ross 
"Who's Rick?" - Noe 
*slowly rasies hand up like a puppet* "Noe, this is Rick" - Ross 

"There's no school today" - Cara 
"WHAT?!" - Ross 
"yea" - Cara 
"*puts away candy jar* well there goes my 3 o'clock" - Ross 

"people go back to being depressed and stressed, the sun shines less, it rains more, what more could you ask for?" - Ross, on why winter is better 
"Dammit, now i feel bad because right now, he probably feels the same way I felt before i got out of the house; everything's goin on, everybody's doing something, everyone but me...but he's got a BITCH." - Ross on brian. 
"This is why you don't shop on an empty stomach" *tosses pies into cart* - Ross 
"Yes, I WILL run over your children" - Ross (talking to the window while driving) 
"Jacob never called me, so I guess he was kris'd today" - Ross 
"Kyle, forget your pride and take the free ride while it's there" - Ross 
"So no? Xee is not going to ride noe? she's going to sit on my lap instead?" - Ross 
"And the transition starts 
the master became the student 
and will soon become the master again" - Ross 
"Jacob must have another screen name, like you and I do to talk to only each other, but with him, it's Kris" - Ross 
"They were saying it gets tiring and stuff, but I wouldn't get tired, I'd show them what it's like to be a housewife to five people" - Ross 
"I was reading his biography but I didn't get to finish it. He lived in Africa, but he got his influnence of American culture from magazines he had an-DAMN IT ROSS!!! THE POOL NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF!!!" - Ross 
Rossko13E : fucking zelda 
"That's nice, tell Tim I just saw the girl of my dreams drive away with a guy and a baby" - Ross 
"I guess I can pass as a 28 year old when I shave and as a mexican when I don't" - Rossko 
"there's plenty of time to make money" - Ross 
"wait, when did she get pregnant?" - me 
"4 months" - cara 
"*counts fingers* whew, well I'm in the clear" - Ross 
TIA: I saw a description in the public that said no porn, divx, mp3, anime, or warex can be shared at their hub....I had to go there and ask the owner what indeed could be shared, then I got kicked 
Rossko: what do they share? ASCII Art? 
"You'll be happy to know that comcast has taken over the cable internet in this town again and to show their appriation they are jacking up the prices for everyone" - Ross 
"Well I hate to fuck and run, so do you have an extra toothbrush or should I pick one up?" - Ross 
"It made sense, to mess with chicks' head like that" - Ross 
"Most people forget about the Lebanese folks, but me and my gang of West Side Lebanese g's will fix that soon" - Rossko 
"Because money's dirty, and I just washed my hands" - Ross 
"If lead can be turned into gold, I sure as hell can't do it" - Ross 
"I guess even he has that much common logic" - Ross on Kris 
"I don't need to have fun now, I'll have fun in the future" - Ross 
"I'm walking around...not because I have don't have anything better to do, just because as soon as I sit down, someone is going to interrupt me and tell me I need to go do something" - Ross 
"I'm not gay, it's just the shirt" - Ross 
"yea, I met this girl who works at Round Table, she's sexy and funny. It's great, I got her number and she told me to stop by anytime for some pizza. The next day I woke up and couldn't wait to get to Round Table for some free pizza from a beautiful girl, and then I relized while I lay smiling in bed, that yesterday wasn't really yesterday, but a dream....DAMN!" - Ross 
"I've been spending a lot of time by myself lately, so I've gotten a lot of quotes from myself from the conversations I've had" - Ross 
"Everyone always tells me what I need to see/play/do, but I just don't care" - Ross 
"Hydro-planing is NOT drifting!" - Ross 
"It's like I'm in China" - Ross 
"Yes, sweet, ripe, chapstick ass just waiting to be tapped on the blanket outside my window" - Ross 
"It's unnatural, he has the mandibles of a treasure troll" - Ross on brian 
"Yea man, I rolled my window down and let my hand hang out the window. As the wind chilled my hand, it just brought me back to high school where I was riding my bike in the cold. Man, that's what people mean when they say they wished they were back in high school." - Ross 
"Well, you'll become stronger and I'll become faster" - Ross on running and working out schedules 
"I have a feeling we'll both get some today" - Ross to Noe 
"Friends don't let friends drive brainless" - Ross 
"You just deny read access on the cat5 cable for the police group" - Ross talking about how to get away with murder 
"It tastes twice as good because it's free" - Ross 
"Consoles are great...I just can't wait to get one" - Ross *smiling* 
"I'm waiting til I get my MCSE" - Me 
"It's not like they make you drive on the other side of the road" - Ross (talking about chinatown) 
"It's a SUPER fireball" - Ross 
"Looking at this long list though, I guess I have to be grounded just to update" - Ross 
"When you pull the covers over your head and wipe the cold sweat off your pasty face, just know, I'm on the other side, waiting" - R'tozz to brian 
"or, I should say, I don't mind, and that's all the matters" - Ross 
"I dunno, it just poped into my head while I was cleaning the blood off my hands" - me 
"you know alex, when you see a man die right in front of you from your own hands, you learn to laugh at the small things other people defend themselves on" - me 
"And now it starts..." - In response to somebody knocking on the door 
"It's not gay if you don't plan on doing it after your 25" - Me 
"It's West Side Kim, he's twice as better" - Rossko 
"That's the thing I like about Edison, he's always got connections" - Rossko 
"I could kill someone and have cleaner hands" -Rossko 
"Ask josh, he told me to put it in" - Rossko 
"Those Gloves are for backhanding" - Me 

"Yea guys, I'm done with sex" - name withheld for protection purposes. 
"Your full of shit" - Thomas, in responce to the previous quote. 

"Yea, Alex is a slut, he kept sticking his ass out" - Cassandra 
"QUOTE!" - Juan 

"I mashed buttons quicker than you" - Alex 
entenabaka : (away message)Cleansing the world of idiots using my 9 
"Yea, you don't spend enough money" - alex 
"Its LAY DOWN TIME!" - Alex 
"You could chase her around nekkid" - Alex telling me what to do 
"I'm going to attempt to litter *waits for candy wrapper to hit the ground* I did it!" - Alex 
 
"We're not talking about her, we're talking about your dick" - Ross and Alex 
"You know what we just happened? We just died" - Alex 
"Your right! We killed each other!" - Ross 
"Where was I when you guys saw Pootie Tang in the theature?" - Alex 
"I don't know, you were probably too busy holding hands" - Rossko 
"Ross is all about the thickness" - Alex 
"You can't do anything, he's ULTIMATE" - Alex 
"I guess I'll just have to race weaker people, 'til im strong enuff for ross, your weak enuff" - Lonely Driver Aex 
"She's interrested in your penis" - Alex 
"Once you throw me out of a super, I'm done with this game" - Aex 
"SOON" - ARod 
"you get tired" - Alex 
"it would have been faster to just open the door" - Alex after brian took hella long to figure out how to open his window 

"Yea, he paid me 5 bucks in change to do his laundry" - Jenn 

"Cara, try these balls, their warm and squishy and fruity" - Josh 
"see, fish can only go where you let them, we're gonna need a dog tank and a cat tank as well if we're going to have those" - Josh on animals in his house 
BustyChaps: Current Status:......DEAD!!!! 
"My uncle makes me watch that movie(National Lapoon's Christmas Vacation) every year" - Cara 
"Awww, your lucky to have such a good uncle" - Josh 
"I can't decide who's cock tastes better, Alex's or Ross'......wait, Alex's does!" - Josh 
"There's no question about facts, unlike questions" - Josh 
"I would never play that on that" - Josh on CvS2 EO on Gamecube 
"Did you jack off with hot sauce" - Josh 
"Ohhhh, that's be so tight, to see the frog fight the kittys" - Josh 
"I'm glad i don game anymore or else i would really be pissed" - Juan talkin about the cable spikes 
"...I'm not going to!........even if I did, I wouldn't tell you guys" - Josh 
"well if she doesn't give head, I'd just want to be her friend too" - josh 
"EXTREME" - Josh 
"WEAK!" - Josh 
"It's Brazillian Sagat" - Josh 
"One less person to kill" - Josh 
"I don't have enough money to go to the josh club tonight" - Josh 
"I'll have this *points to item on menu*" - Josh 
"There's a quote" - Rossko 

"Arghghghghghg!" 
"What is the f*cking mystery trip?!" 
"What is the plan?! Just tell me!!!" 
"Is he gonna throw up?" - Brian 

"ME is so gay. It causes so much frame lag." - Brian 
"I have to be careful what I tell people like you" 
"She's 14!...and she's white" 
"You dont even know about my 1337 h4rdc0123 rapping skillz" - Brian 
"Was that red?" - Brian, after running a red light 

"Dude, your being a fucking bitch" 
"Put your shirt back on!" 
"Put your pants back on!" 
"Can you stop being a fag" 
"Why are you so gay?" 
"Stop being so gay" 
"No, that's gay" 
"You are so gay" - Brian talking to me 

"That's Xee's, not mine" - Brian after being asked about a search on porn on his computer 
"Your being gay" - Xee to Brian 
"I hate the Gamecube controller, it's the worst design ever" - Brian, on the way home from buying a gamecube 
"I measured how tall I was so I measured how tall I was down there too" - Brian 
"It doesn't matter, I'm going to touch them this weekend anyways" - Brian, talking about Xee's titties 
"Trung is a bitch too" - Brian 
"I'm not releasing names to people anymore, after the judie incident" - Brian 
"I'm still a virgin last time I checked" - Brian 
"I don't think I'm gonna score" - Brian 
"neither is josh" - Brian, after told that he will never win the contest 
"I just want to be her friend anyways" - Brian, after realizing he can't get Judie. 
"And it's not like I don't have another 4 girls in line" - Brian 
"big man over im...in person, I have a feeling you'll be a little less disrespectful" - Thomas to Brian 
"my dad said I have to get a job or he's going to start charging me rent" - Brian 

"man ross, you've got balls of steel" - Xee 
"props to those" - Xee 

"ew" - Judie, in responce to brian saying he got some 
"What?...no" - Judie, after being asked her relation to brian 

nfinite p1astik : 0000-0000-0000-K28K 
nfinite p1astik : THAT"S THE FUCKING KEY 
"Damn Ross, if you were a woman, we'd be made for each other" - Noe 
nfinite p1astik : the bloody screams from dying birds will break the silence of galt *shakes fist* 
"I would not stop laughing if my dad ever just came up to me and said "NIGGA!"" - Noe 
Nfinite p1astik (22:21:12): I just got an email about getting access to 230,000 porno sites? I'll see you guys tomorrow. 
"Josh says a lot of things" - Noe 
"Because mexicans dont mow lawns all the time......im asleep" - Noe's away message 
"where are you going?" - Noe's brother 
"Nowhere, I'm just going to go take over the world, I'll be right back" - Noe 
"See?! I got him in check" - Noe's brother talking about him 
"What the hell are you doing? squeezing his nuts?" - Noe on Corbilla and his dog howling together 
"This is why I work at hollywood, so I can go and waste my money at ccl!" - Noe 
"Target does interviews!? I thought they didn't even do a background check or check to see if your a US citizen" - Kyle 
"Because the cats need fisting" - Noe 
"I used to professionally fist people" - Noe 
"c'mon brian, swallow it!" - Noe 
"With the ninja guard chickens" - Noe 
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" - Noe 
"Damn that girls' got problems" - Noe 

"But youve got to get around that buried shovel concept somehow" - Kyle, after telling me that there's a cracked FTP program on Tim's FTP server. 
"well, you were gone for two hours" - Kyle 
"that's when the puffer conspiracy was in it's infamcy" - Kyle 
"Damn, they cancelled Gundam X for this?!" - Kyle 
klyeprc : The world would be a better place without me, and I simply will not allow that. 
"So basically, she knows I'm an asshole now" - Kyle 
*sigh* "This is what happens when you let a child molestor build your computer for you." - Kyle 
"It's not lke your fat...you've just got mini-love handles" - Kyle 
"I've been waiting all day for this opportunity" *pulls out flashlight* - Kyle 
"Now Ross, you have to understand, Tim doesn't come from a fucked up family like you or I" - Kyle 
klyeprc: YES, ROSS 
klyeprc: HE SHOWED ME HIS FUCKING COCK (pun intended) 
klyeprc: IT WAS SPECTACULAR 
"It's almost one in the morning and i have pseudo-SARS. leave me be." - Kyle 
"I was debating it...after all, kris asked me less than a month ago: "if there were no laws, would you fuck jessica?"...but Jacob's phone was busy" - Kyle, when asked if he had told Jacob Kris was a molestor 
"Ross, if you've known me for any amount of time, you'd realize that the bounds of reality have no hold my mind" - Kyle 
"Damn it Ross, this is the third time I've told you to send that file" - Kyle 
"Oh, the questions...oh, the questions" - Kyle 
"Hey hey, make it a fad" - kyle 
"Yea, they died in a car crash" - Kyle's mom 
"AND WE'RE NEXT!" - Kyle 
"He's watering plants, and he doesn't even have a mexican complexion" - Kyle 
"It's like a pet, it's upkeep" - Kyle 
"it's only a Mustang" - Kyle 
"that's unhealthy" - Kyle 
"He has to fuck all these chicks, it's depressing" - Kyle 
"It's horrible, the human race should just be wiped out" - Kyle 
"Is this some sort of joke? Hey! he was fucking his cat (doltly)" - Kyle 
"Damn, pace yourself" - Kyle 
"I don't like a band that my brother could be a guitarist in" - Kyle 
"It's horrible, this world is ran by posers" - Kyle 
"ahh man, I only got like, two hours of sleep last night" - Kyle 
"my mom won't let me" - Kyle 

"Attention moble runway acura, coming in for a landing" - Jacob 
"yea, but she had big tits" - Jacob 

"I can't trust dad and the girls, they ether gobble it all up or don't touch it" - My Mom 

NoBS Stinger : hello? 
Rossko13E : hey Glenn, what's up? 
NoBS Stinger : lol 
NoBS Stinger : you funny 
Rossko13E : what? 
NoBS Stinger : why you say it like that 
NoBS Stinger : like...HEY ROSS whats up 
Rossko13E : cause I'm being friendly 
Rossko13E : not a lot Glenn, thanks for asking:-) 
NoBS Stinger : cough..gay ...cough 

nobsstinger : computers...are not acutally gay..but...boring most of the times 
"You look gay" - Glenn 
"It's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your dick and let your dog lick it off" - Glenn, quoting road trip
"I woke up, and you know how when you wake up, you can still taste what you last ate? I woke up and was like *smacks lips and looks down* OH YEA!" - Glenn, talking about waking up with a Jamba juice in his lap. 
"The funnest part of cheating is trying to make people think your not cheating" - Glenn 
"Yea, I'd suck a dude's dick, yeah.. then id kill the guy so no one ever finds out" - Glenn 

"That's padantic" - My teacher 

"Did you like the wows" - Brian Corbilla 
"....that's so gay." - Thoms's response to Brian. 

"if their black dude, shoot em" - Rancid 

"Yea, I got a Mazda Del Sol" - Jinx 
"*shouting*Thanks for the backup Jeremy...." -Clint 
"Well dude....why do you keep running off...I can't back you up if you keep running off." -Jeremy's response to Clint 

"Will that be seprate checks" - Waitress asking me and my parents at Bradshaws